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Oma JERAWATAN!!

Pernah denger tag iklan begini "Jerawat emang gawat!"
Nampaknya tag itu cucok sekali buat Oma minggu ini.



Beberapa hari yang lalu muncul seperti 'kutil' kecil di dagu Oma.
Dasar 'ngglatis' kalau orang Jawa bilang (alias tangannya ngga bisa diem!), Oma pun mulai mengutak-atik kutil kecil itu. Alhasil, jerawat yang asalnya kueeciill, bisa jadi guedeee!

Sebel!
Selain merusak penampilan, dagu Oma jadi sakit! Sebel deh!
Menyesal uda mengutak-atik kutil kecil itu.

Dan yang lebih menyebalkan, jerawat itu menuai kritik dari publik (cieee,... bahasanya).

Inilah beberapa komentar yang bikin Oma sakit hati.

Hinaan #1
Pelaku: Kristian (teman kantor)
Waktu kejadian: Pagi-pagi

Kristian (K): Waduh, Nie, kok dengaren (kok ngga biasanya) jerawatan.
Oma (O): Iya nih! (agak malas berbasa-basi karena masih pagi)
K: Gile, sekalinya jerawatan langsung pake Rano Karno Style Dieeeng!!!

Oma sebel, masak jerawat Oma disamain ama tahi lalatnya Rano Karno!

Hinaan #2
Pelaku: Bu Rita (teman kantor)
Waktu kejadian: Sebelum makan siang
Lokasi kejadian: Lobby kantor

O: Halo, bu! Mau kemana nih kok duduk di sini
Bu Rita (R): Mau jalan-jalan (sambil senyum-seyum)
O: Wah, enaknya! Jalan-jalan kemana? Kok Nia ngga diajak?
R: Iya, soalnya Nia jerawatan sih!

Dieeeeeeeenggg!!! Sebel!
Emang sih Bu Rita becanda, tapiii,.. kenapa jerawat ini dibawa-bawa!!!

Hinaan #3
Pelaku: Koko Coy (teman kantor)
Waktu Kejadian: Siang, sepulang survey
Lokasi kejadian: di dalam mobil

Prolog:
Ceritanya, kami ingin menyebrangi jalan. Karena jalan yang ramai, koko Coy harus menyebrangkan mobilnya pelan-pelan.

O: (sok baik menawarkan bantuan) Ko, Nia buka jendelanya ya?
Koko Coy (C): (diem)
O: Nanti Nia 'awe-awe' (melambai-lambaikan tangan), supaya mobil-mobil berhenti dan koko bisa nyebrang
C: Ngga usah deh, ntar kamu malah tambah jerawatan!

Ya ampoooon penting yaaa!! Di tengah jalan yang ramai dan situasi yang kritis, masiiih aja nyindir jerawat.

Dan fyi only, semua kejadian di atas terjadi dalam satu hari yang bersamaan! Geblek!

Untung sekarang jerawatnya uda mulai sirna.

Nggak lagi-lagi deh jerawatan. Cape deeeh!! :P

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