Blackberry Effect: Sakit Berry-Berry?

I came across this funny e-mail on my Yahoo today. I am not sure how recent it is, but it's funny!

Anyway, I want Blackberry, yet for now I can only buy Strawberry or Raspberry or Blueberry :P LOL

Belakangan diketahui bahwa BlackBerry ternyata memberi efek buruk bagi pemakainya.
Berikut adalah akibat-akibatnya antara lain:

Rela disuruh antri, semakin panjang semakin tenang, gak menunjukkan gejalakekesalan sama sekali.
Yang tadinya ngedumel saat macet, sekarang tenaaaaang.
Berharap kena lampu merah berulang-ulang. Kalo lampu berubah jadi ijo malah kesel. Tetep nekad jawabin email/chatting.
4.Sering diklaksonin orang lain, sampe disaranin pasang stiker di belakang mobil "harap sabar, BlackBerry user".
Waktu BAB jadi tambah lama. Padahal isinya udah kosong tapi tetep aja nongkrong.
Tidur miring nungguin pasangan sambil BB di tangan. Kejar target ngabisin baca email.
Suka senyum-senyum sendiri.
Gak konsen kerja.
Bangun pagi yang pertama dicari BB dulu bukan yang lain.
Waktu diajak ngobrol orang tetep maksa jawab email/chatting. Cuek. Padahal yang ngajak ngobrol itu kadang bossnya sendiri.
Lebih senang disupirin daripada nyetir sendiri. Rela naik busway biar gak usah nyetir.
Jadi jarang marah tapi jadi sering dimarahin orang karena diajak ngobrol gak nyambung.
Kalo di tempat umum suka panik nyari stop kontak. Batere sekarat.
Kalo anaknya rewel langsung nunjukkin BB nya buat menghibur.
Sering lupa mencet tombol lift. Harusnya naik malah turun. Belum lagi kebablasan lantainya.
Kalo ngantri di bank pake nomor antrian, pas dipanggil di speaker gak denger.
Pas kepala liat monitor kaget. Waks! Harus ambil antrian ulang. Tapi tetep tenaaaaang.
Langganan koran dan majalah masih tertumpuk rapi tak terbaca.
Sering kejedug karena kalo jalan mata tertuju ke layar BB.
Bikin tangan ga pernah kosong. Walaupun ga chatting, tetep aja BB di tangan! Ga bisa taro di kantong, tas.. uda settingannya gitu. BB kejait di tangan.

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